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AIESEC: one of the world's largest student organization. Prouding themselves with educating leaders. I remember when a girl who lived in my dorm told me about them and since I was curious I applied for a place in their organization. It was a thorough interview in which one of the interviewers said the n word just to provoke me and I had to play the role of a person who stood up for minority rights. I got in and attended a weekend in which I was told all my friends would be from AIESEC and had to answer stupid questions ("What animal would you be?") and play stupid games for AIESECers to see just how obedient we could be. I somehow got the feeling they were some kind of weird organization with weird rules that prized conformity and manipulation and decided to get the ell out. I did just that although I was told I was strong with a talent for marketing. I ignored their pleas and moved on with my life. What I now suspect is that you don't get to choose whether you stay in AIESEC or not. Them boys and girls will come after you and ask for reasons for not staying. They will do that by manipulation and deception and they will report back to their headquarters. What I understood from AIESEC is that you joined if you wanted to have a successful career. In return they would only ask for you to uck. That's it. A small price for a ton of money afterwards, right? Although them boys from AIESEC would try to get in my pants after I left I somehow managed to keep them at bay. It seems to me that these people from AIESEC just don't seem to understand the meaning of the word "NO" and if they were a Hogwarts house they would identify as Slytherins. The whole experience of AIESEC was unpleasant and although I felt guilty for leaving them I now realize they never had my best interest at heart. They just wanted fresh meat in their organization. That did not stop me from going abroad through an AIESEC internship. They made it sound like such a big deal when in fact you payed them to give you a lousy accommodation in a poor country. I don't understand how they promote world peace by being so competitive. Oh, wait. Well, I'm glad I'm now famous thanks to me alone. Serves them right for making fun of me.